Tin Tin's deepest thoughts

Ok - this is a little absurd. But please consider it art, and please hold some faith in my mental stability. It's a parody of an extremely famous and deep poem by Bulleh Shah from present day Pakistan, so I feel a little guilty for butchering that poem. But I believe that Bulleh Shah would have approved of appropriating such ridiculous thoughts to something as ridiculous and heavily entertaining as Tin Tin.

Tin Tin, I know not who I am,

Am I a polar bear, or an albino?

Am I just a toy, or could I apply to become a real boy?

Am I a believer, or an infidel?

Would I have made a better Mosses, or a better Pharaoh?

Tin Tin, I know not who I am.

Tin Tin, I know not who I am,

Do I actually like cats, or do I just enjoy the thrill of conquest?

If Theo lost her tail in some tragic accident, would I still find her attractive?

Do I enjoy sleeping by the main door, or in the upstairs living room more?

Is cat food better, or dog food?

Tin Tin, I know not who I am.

Tin Tin, I know not who I am,

Why do they all hate me?

Is it because of their own insecurities?

Would they feel differently, if I dyed myself grey?

How would I do that anyway without thumbs and fingers, or the ability to express my wishes to real boys?

Tin Tin, I know not who I am.